Title: Ravish Me
Author: Amal Nahurriyeh ([personal profile] amalnahurriyeh/[livejournal.com profile] amalnahurriyeh)
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Summary: Sherlock is experimenting with patterns of wear on lipstick in daily encounters. John is going to go insane.
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: NC-17 (enough UST to explode a building; also some sex)
Warnings: None.
Timeline/Spoilers: Through 2.01
Disclaimer: Intellectual property is a capitalist fiction designed to oppress the working fic-writer. That said, I don't own them either.

A/N: Written from a prompt by [livejournal.com profile] amyhit, who wanted a fic about John having to cope with Sherlock wearing lipstick. I don't know precisely how I ended up writing ten thousand words for this prompt, but I do know that I enjoyed the process. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] cityesm for the beta, Britpick, consultation about varieties of coffee cup lids, and making fun of me on tumblr by tagging this gif set with my name. Thanks also to my flist in general for being very helpful in telling me things about where makeup comes from in the UK, and my wife, [archiveofourown.org profile] leigh_nahurriyeh, for helping me choose the perfect prop for the last scene.

Oh, and, uh, people who are regular readers of my fic? This is, um, the tiniest bit dirtier than I usually write. Just, er, be forewarned.

Also available on the AO3.

I don't know why you insist on asking for confirmation of your senses. )
amalnahurriyeh: XF: Mulder looking intrigued, with the text "Hello, internet porn." (porn)
( Jan. 12th, 2013 11:31 pm)
I have a headache, my neck hurts, and I am totally failing at writing porn right now.

On the upside, my wife is reading me banter from Mystrade fics from the couch. (Why do I hate that portmanteau so much less than Johnlock? I cannot explain this.)

OK. I'm going to find an appropriate playlist on my computer, turn the music up as loudly as I can that will not wake Mr. Cranky Pants Who Waltzed Into Our Room At Seven-Thirty AM To Explain Why He Wants To Go To Disney World (if he were only a little older it would have involved bullet points, it was an excellent presentation), and some cock is getting sucked, or else.

ETA: Dear Autocorrect, a) fellated is so a word b) changing it to felted is very, very funny, but don't do that.
amalnahurriyeh: XF: Mulder looking intrigued, with the text "Hello, internet porn." (porn)
( Oct. 24th, 2012 11:14 pm)
Said to my wife while we both lay in bed reading fic:

Amal: I hate when the tags on a fic are just a list of sexual acts. I don't care HOW they fuck. I just care a) that they fuck, and b) that there are ~~feelings.~~
So, I recently realized that I have a favorite narrative kink. It goes like this:

1) Character A and Character B are in love.
2) Character A and Character B have sex.
3) The reason for Character A and Character B having sex has nothing to do with the fact that they are in love.
4) In the end, everything works out right.

That's it. It's fairly simple, but I recently realized that both of my current works in progress follow this pattern in one way or another. So does Sweet Nothings for the Numb. So does First/Second. It explains why I adore a good story like The Leap, and an awful story like Where There's A Will. It's what I like about the Aliens Made Them Do It (AMDTI) trope (I linked to fanlore there, not TVTropes; you're welcome).

The point of this post is to say that I just reread a story I loved which makes use of this trope, though the idea that the characters are in love at the beginning is a bit of a stretch: The Cost of Living (H50, Steve/Danny, no canon knowledge needed, Gay Issues handled well, contains casefile, also contains a lot of porn). It's a hooker!fic AU, but it's also a lot more than that. It's a good story. You should read it.
Title: Plans
Author: Amal Nahurriyeh, [personal profile] amalnahurriyeh/[livejournal.com profile] amalnahurriyeh, amalnahurriyeh at gmail dot com
Summary: "I'm meeting my friend for dinner, remember? In Georgetown."
Pairing: MSR.
Rating: NC-17 (banter, fucking)
Warnings: None.
Angst-level: Zilch.
Timeline/Spoilers: Canon tells me s7. Okay, then.

Notes: written for The Eleventh Porn Battle, prompts office, sofa, explanation, her beautiful skin.

Link to the fic over there. Clicky clicky.
amalnahurriyeh: XF: Mulder looking intrigued, with the text "Hello, internet porn." (porn)
( Jan. 27th, 2011 12:41 am)
(Not mine, yet. Though I just realized that the battle runs 'til next Thursday, not tomorrow today, so I don't have to stay up all night writing dirty things on the internet, and can therefore go to bed. Hooray.)

Anyway, I've been trawling the battle, and here are some recs, so far. What I'm noticing is that, generally, at least in the fandoms I'm reading in, what's getting written are stories that are really interstitial to canon, by which I mean stories that draw heavily on things that are really going on in the canon storylines, and which are simply being played out during the sex. It's less about PWP in most of these cases, and more about characterization-via-fucking, which is one of my favorite things about good fannish porn, that it's something else while also being hot and dirty.

Fringe, plus one Fringe/XF crossover )

The West Wing )

Doctor Who and Torchwood (that's one fandom, right?) )

Other: Firefly, Hawaii Five-O, Corpse Bride )
amalnahurriyeh: XF: Mulder looking intrigued, with the text "Hello, internet porn." (porn)
( Jan. 21st, 2011 12:14 pm)
So, I have like a millionty things I should post about. However, I wanted to make sure people know that Ye Olde Original Pornbattle is happening, Sunday through Thursday of this coming week. You can follow it here on LJ or here on DW; hint, the DW character count for a comment is much, much longer than on LJ, so you can fit longer stories into comments.

(Among my nefarious reasons for promoting this is that I kind of want there to be energy to run another round of xf_pornbattle at some point in the future. Because I'm, you know, Like That.)

Although prompts just closed, therefore the list isn't up, in the interest of nudging folks onward I've compiled all the posts with X-Files prompts. There's a lot of MSR, some other ships, and a ton of crossovers, most of which, interestingly enough, seem to be Scullyslash of various types.

prompt links under the cut )

I'm really excited to see so many XF prompts, especially since it seems like are so few active (and especially monofannish) XF fans these days. But, you know, ur-fandom of the internet, yadda yadda yadda, we will always be in everyone's hearts, blah blah blah, our protagonists are the sexiest characters in the history of television, you know what I mean. Go write some porn.

(And I'm mentally committing to myself that I'll do everything in my power to write something for this round. Even though I'm on vacation with my in-laws, which, in case you were curious, is not so conducive to pornifying. The goal is at least something MSR, and, then maybe a crossover if I can manage it. I thought I'd gotten all my porn-writing fix out of the way during xf_santa. I'm denying that instinct.)
Title: In the Face of the Wind and the Rain
Author: Amal Nahurriyeh, [personal profile] amalnahurriyeh/[livejournal.com profile] amalnahurriyeh, amalnahurriyeh at gmail dot com
Summary: She isn't sure if it's him or her, but something's dead between them, and she doesn't know if it's coming back.
Pairing: MSR.
Rating: NC-17 (angsty sex)
Warnings: None.
Angst-level: Medium to medium-high, depending on how you're set.
Timeline/Spoilers: Post-ep for Kitsunegari, no spoilers past that point.

Author's Notes:

Written for [livejournal.com profile] indigo_inferno for the 2010 [livejournal.com profile] xf_santa. Sorry this is so late, but I do hope you enjoy.

I'd thank my wife for the beta, but she gets points deducted for the snark.

Title from Joan Osborne's Hurricane. File here, streaming snippet here, lyrics here

She doesn't like that she's finally scared of him. )
Title: Couch
Author: Amal Nahurriyeh, [personal profile] amalnahurriyeh/[livejournal.com profile] amalnahurriyeh, amalnahurriyeh at gmail dot com
Summary: What happens when you get out of the taxi. (Sequel to Taxi Ride.)
Pairing: MSR.
Rating: NC-17 for drunken, awkward, yet ultimately successful sex
Warnings: None.
Timeline/Spoilers: Er. I have written myself into a box here, but there's a bed and it's not absurd, so technically post-Monday, but I set the prequel in the first half of s6, so, um, don't ask me, OK?

Written for [livejournal.com profile] xf_santa, as a gift for [livejournal.com profile] mimic117. Perhaps not as plotty as you were hoping for, but I really do hope you enjoy. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] maybe_amanda for the beta.

This is a sequel to Taxi Ride, which I wrote for a long-ago pornbattle. It will probably not make sense if you have not read the previous story, but the gist of it is: there was a great deal of alcohol, and a very pleasant cab ride. And Scully's underwear are in her pocket now, though she's going to forget that shortly.

Neither of them are talking as they walk up the steps to his building. )

There is, theoretically, a third part to this story. Hopefully it will take me fewer than 15 months to produce it.


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