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[amalnahurriyeh]

I have a headache, my neck hurts, and I am totally failing at writing porn right now.

On the upside, my wife is reading me banter from Mystrade fics from the couch. (Why do I hate that portmanteau so much less than Johnlock? I cannot explain this.)

OK. I'm going to find an appropriate playlist on my computer, turn the music up as loudly as I can that will not wake Mr. Cranky Pants Who Waltzed Into Our Room At Seven-Thirty AM To Explain Why He Wants To Go To Disney World (if he were only a little older it would have involved bullet points, it was an excellent presentation), and some cock is getting sucked, or else.

ETA: Dear Autocorrect, a) fellated is so a word b) changing it to felted is very, very funny, but don't do that.

Comments

[bookblather]

You should know that I was really confused about the mention of cocksucking until I realized you were writing porn.

Um. So's you know.

[amalnahurriyeh]

Ha, yes, confusing.

Apparently I am capable of writing post-sex banter, but not the actual sex. *rubs temples tiredly* I want to be done this story so much right now...

[bookblather]

Come on, porn (heh heh), just fucking (heh heh) write yourself already.

Or, in other words, I totally get what you're saying and also I am twelve.

[scheherezhad]

Why do I hate that portmanteau so much less than Johnlock? I cannot explain this.

I wonder that sometimes, myself. There are a few pairing portmanteaus that I'm cool with (McShep, Boostle, Mystrade), and the rest mostly make me want to punch things, but I can't usually articulate why. Oh, and then there's MorMor (Jim Moriarty/Sebastian Moran for those who don't know), which I love because it's so cute and fluffy sounding, and that's hilariously inappropriate for the pairing.

[amalnahurriyeh]

Ha ha, yes I have had that thought about MorMor. I also don't mind McShep, possibly because it's so obviously a mash-up, so it makes sense.

(Also can I proclaim my love for how fucking canon Sebastian Moran is at this point when he does not exist (yes). He is right up there with Mary Morstan in my Characters We Have Decided Are There pantheon.)

[jae]

Snickering at your ETA...

-J

[amalnahurriyeh]

I thought you would appreciate that! I also had problems with snog=>song. That's nothing on what happens when I write for work, though--No, autocorrect, bilad is a word! So is salafi! So is haram! FFS, so is jus soli! SO IS HETERONORMATIVE (actually I just gave up and taught the spellchecker that one).