amalnahurriyeh: XF: Mulder looking intrigued, with the text "Hello, internet porn." (porn)
( Jan. 12th, 2013 11:31 pm)
I have a headache, my neck hurts, and I am totally failing at writing porn right now.

On the upside, my wife is reading me banter from Mystrade fics from the couch. (Why do I hate that portmanteau so much less than Johnlock? I cannot explain this.)

OK. I'm going to find an appropriate playlist on my computer, turn the music up as loudly as I can that will not wake Mr. Cranky Pants Who Waltzed Into Our Room At Seven-Thirty AM To Explain Why He Wants To Go To Disney World (if he were only a little older it would have involved bullet points, it was an excellent presentation), and some cock is getting sucked, or else.

ETA: Dear Autocorrect, a) fellated is so a word b) changing it to felted is very, very funny, but don't do that.


amalnahurriyeh: XF: Plastic Flamingo from Acadia, with text "bring it on." (Default)
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