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I have a headache, my neck hurts, and I am totally failing at writing porn right now.
On the upside, my wife is reading me banter from Mystrade fics from the couch. (Why do I hate that portmanteau so much less than Johnlock? I cannot explain this.)
OK. I'm going to find an appropriate playlist on my computer, turn the music up as loudly as I can that will not wake Mr. Cranky Pants Who Waltzed Into Our Room At Seven-Thirty AM To Explain Why He Wants To Go To Disney World (if he were only a little older it would have involved bullet points, it was an excellent presentation), and some cock is getting sucked, or else.
ETA: Dear Autocorrect, a) fellated is so a word b) changing it to felted is very, very funny, but don't do that.
On the upside, my wife is reading me banter from Mystrade fics from the couch. (Why do I hate that portmanteau so much less than Johnlock? I cannot explain this.)
OK. I'm going to find an appropriate playlist on my computer, turn the music up as loudly as I can that will not wake Mr. Cranky Pants Who Waltzed Into Our Room At Seven-Thirty AM To Explain Why He Wants To Go To Disney World (if he were only a little older it would have involved bullet points, it was an excellent presentation), and some cock is getting sucked, or else.
ETA: Dear Autocorrect, a) fellated is so a word b) changing it to felted is very, very funny, but don't do that.