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Quick, which one of these OMFG PARENTING quotes wins?
Leigh: DO NOT close your penis in a car door, that will hurt it.
vs.
Amal: No, I need to wipe your butt, move the police car.
Yes, same incident.
Leigh: DO NOT close your penis in a car door, that will hurt it.
vs.
Amal: No, I need to wipe your butt, move the police car.
Yes, same incident.