amalnahurriyeh: XF: Plastic Flamingo from Acadia, with text "bring it on." (flamingo)
( Jan. 9th, 2013 09:47 am)
My son has become obsessed with knock-knock jokes. The problem is that he keeps trying to make them up, and they are AWFUL.

Him: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Him: Belly button.
Me: Belly button who?
Him: BELLY BUTTON BEAR! *laughs uncontrollably*
Me: ...

Him: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Him: Jelly.
Me: Jelly who?
Him: JELLY JAM! *laughs uncontrollably*
Me: *laughs politely*

Therefore, I need to suddenly know a lot of knock-knock jokes to tell him. Anybody got some?

(The only two I know are the banana/orange one and the olive one.)
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